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tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:15:30 -0400

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

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Sat, 25 May 2013 00:14:49 -0400

yo…… if they do that can we all agree to burn down...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:13:24 -0400

yo…… if they do that can we all agree to burn down yahoo?

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Sat, 25 May 2013 00:12:25 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:44:10 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:27:56 -0400

talk to me humans of tumblr. talk shit in the ask yo romannoodles.tumblr.com/ask

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:40:42 -0400

talk to me humans of tumblr. talk shit in the ask yo

romannoodles.tumblr.com/ask

l1berum: OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:36:07 -0400

l1berum:

OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL

ollivander: wowjustloveme: meladoodle: you came to the wrong...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:09:53 -0400

ollivander:

wowjustloveme:

meladoodle:

you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker

THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE

JESUS

nazeem38: exxpensiveslang: shroomyloomyland: That awkward...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:54:17 -0400

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 20:25:09 -0400

sexting-with-the-antichrist: I’m buying a tattoo kit next friday and I need your help! Support my...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:20:00 -0400

sexting-with-the-antichrist:

I’m buying a tattoo kit next friday and I need your help!

Support my dreams by buying something here

oh man, i really hope this isnt one of those kits you buy on amazon or ebay. if you wanna be a tattoo artist then go the proper route and find someone who has years of experience and is willing to apprentice you. its pretty damn hard finding one, ive been looking forever with no outcome, but you will learn everything you need know and you wont be actually tattooing until youre ready. youre clients will benefit and you will benefit. also those amazon machines are shit. just from reading the reviews you should know not to get it. just saying.

i dont know shit about doing a tattoo and despite the fact that i would like to learn more than anything else, putting other people in harms way or possibly doing some really shity tattoos on people doesnt seem like the best option

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Fri, 24 May 2013 20:00:21 -0400

ruraljackdaw: psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearej...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:59:38 -0400

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

check it out, my happy pizza now has a burger friend

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:10:00 -0400

check it out, my happy pizza now has a burger friend

September 9, 2001. Gary and I were skating at a hospital on top of a huge hill overlooking a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:04:48 -0400

September 9, 2001. Gary and I were skating at a hospital on top of a huge hill overlooking a valley.
An ambulance came and took out a dead woman. Gary asked me why she wasn’t moving or blinking. They hadn’t closed her eyes yet. She must have died on the way. A car full of family and friends came in with the ambulance.
They were all crying and hugging each other. One woman screamed hysterically and grabbed at the woman’s body asking her to wake up. I had to tell Gary that her soul went to Heaven.
I didn’t believe a word of it, but I knew it’d be easier for him to understand.
Two days from now, at 9 AM, the planes will hit the World Trade Center killing over 3,000 people.
I will tell Gary that there is no God, and all of this is meaningless.
But today, there is a God. And he has a plan for him.
He doesn’t know it, but a year from now, our family will be torn apart and I will move far away and won’t see or talk to him for five years.
And as we sit on the hood of our car, the sun goes down and he asks me what I want out of my life. I tell him I don’t know.
On and on we run away from the things we are afraid.
On and on we run away from the things we are afraid.
On and on we run away from the things we are afraid.
I don’t tell him about the dream I had the night before where I’m riding in a car full of strangers and singing to some song I’ve never heard and smoking a cigarette and we swerve off the road and hit a tree.
I go through the windshield and hit the edge of a fence, dislocating my jaw and flipping me into a wall where my neck is broken, and my skull is fractured.
I bleed to death in excruciating pain.
I will have this dream periodically until I meet all of the strangers, one by one introducing them all to one another until we are a close group of friends. I will set these events in motion, and I will die.

But today in the warm light of the sunset, I don’t see it. I just see the sunset. I smile back and shake my head. I have absolutely no idea. I am afraid.

thefrogman: Warp Dogs.

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:01:16 -0400

thefrogman:

Warp Dogs.

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